L EEEEE IIIII SSSSS U U RRRRR EEEEE SSSSS U U IIIII TTTTT L E I S U U R R E S U U I T L EEEEE I SSSSS U U RRRRR EEEEE SSSSS U U I T L E I S U U R R E S U U I T LLLLL EEEEE IIIII SSSSS UUUUU R R EEEEE SSSSS UUUUU IIIII T L AAAAA RRRRR RRRRR Y Y L A A R R R R Y Y L AAAAA RRRRR RRRRR Y L A A R R R R Y LLLLL A A R R R R Y (goes looking for love in several wrong places) sissor_man sissor_man@hotmail.com 07/10/00 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is an faq about leisure suit larry 2. i expect you to know some things about the game, such as moving, talking, looking, etc. but there are some parts i will tell you how to solve (mostly all of it) I found this game rather difficult (mostly becasue of the typing every few seconds) but this game is really fun and i think you all should give it a try, i hope you enjoy my faq, and i hope you also know that this faq is protected by copyright law 1998, Joey Rowland (o.k.) and also as always i have a list of thank you's at the end of the faq. And I apologize, if any thing in this faq is wrong, and or out of place. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A CHEAT CODE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This cheat code i took directly from sega sages, it says simply To activate the cheat mode, enter "0724" at the beginning of the game when you are prompted for a phone number (Correct entry will bypass the intro sequence.) During the game, type "HELP ME" to display a debug menu. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE FAQ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before you begin playing leisure suit larry goes looking for love in several wrong places (ahhh) you need to enter a phone number under one of the beutifal ladies picture. this is in fact a copy protection, so you need to look in your book to find the correct number. (or you can enter 0724, skip the intro and the copy protection, and have a choice of using a debug code) but you didn't hear it from me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. BAD NEWS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Its bad news, eve, not wanting to live with you, tells you so. you are heart broken. you were so sure this is where you and eve would live out the rest of your years. but low and behold, you and eve were just a one night stand. And to make things worse she has barred and locked almost everything on her house, that is except the garage. You decide there has to be something i can get in the garage so you go in to look around. (walk into the garage and right until you are out of veiw, then type "LOOK AT PANTS" or something similar, and you will discover a dollar bill, type "TAKE DOLLAR" and you will take the dollar) yes you say to yourself as you take the dollar bill and put it in your pants pocket instead. now you think to yourself what can i get for this my only dollar? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. A SEARCH AROUND TOWN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you explore around town, you discover that the only good your dollar would do is go to the quicki mart and buy a cheap lottery ticket, and so thats just what you decide to do. you go into the quicki mart and look at the pretty southern woman. you say a few nice words to her to win her heart and ask for a lottery ticket (go into the quicki mart, stand in front of the clerk, and type "BUY LOTTERY TICKET", the clerk should give you one and you should head to the luck o' buck machine.) well sure thing sweetie she says as she hands you one, you thank her and head over to the luck o' buck machine to pick your numbers (any three-digit numbers will do, it doesnt matter) you type in 6 three-digit numbers and wait until it gets done processing. finaly you say to your self as you think, will i be a winner? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. A TRIP TO THE TV STATION ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you enter the t.v. station you notice another pretty woman, you admire her a second and throw your best charm on her. So you say as you take out your lottery ticket holding it in your hand cockily, is this ticket any good? (enter the t.v. station building stand in front of the woman, wait until shes off the phone and type "ASK ABOUT LOTTERY TICKET" she smiles and gives you 6 numbers write them down, becasue it will want you to repeat them in just a second) well let me see the beauty says, are the numbers ...etc...etc...etc.. you look at the lottery ticket and then back at her, why yes you say with a gleam of suprize in your eye, that is exactly the numbers. oh she says just a second. she stands up and points to the green room. (after you type in the numbers she will say it is correct just read until you are in the green room). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. INSIDE THE GREEN ROOM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh this is a good stream of luck you think to yourself as you sit down on the comfortable bench, what else could happen to me? (walk over to the bench and type "SIT" and you sill sit down, wait awhile and someone will show up) Oh thay you ah poo poo, ive been looking for you. what the heck you say as he or she??? points his fingers at you, come in your late. You decide to do what he or she??? says and you follow IT inside the room. (just remain sitting until the man points you in) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. THE DATING GAME ROOM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You enter the room to find out this isn't the lottery room. this is the dating connection? oh man you say to yourself as you try to make the best of it. Hey sit down, a man yells out from behind the audiance. you walk over to the only free stool and sit down. (the game controls it from this point all you have to do is sit and read and when your asked questions say whatever you want, it really doesn't matter, she responds in the same way.) after the show is over you find yourself being led back into the green room. (let the computer handle it) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. INSIDE THE GREEN ROOM (AGAIN) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As the door closes to the dating connection room, you decide to take your seat again obviousley their going to come and get you sooner or later. (just walk over to the bench and type "SIT" after a while a woman comes out) a door on the oposite side opens and it is a woman waving you into the room with a hurried expression on her face, hurry she says where were you, you are late. uhh i.. no time she interupts come in here now!!! you stand up and follow her. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. INSIDE THE LOTTERY ROOM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you enter the lottery room, the host introduces you, but to your understanding there is no time for utter chit chat, at least that is what the host whispers to you. you go up to the wheel and spin it (the computer handles this scene all by itself, just watch it) I cant beleive it I won a million dollars you say to yourself as your eyes widen, after a breif celabration, you are showed out of the building, but where are you going to find a place that takes this much dough? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. THE MOLTO LIRA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well you answered your own question. the molto lira or to the lamen (the suit shop) hmmmmm... you think, now what can i get for a million dollars, you walk over to the suits and look at the price tags. what the heck 1 million dollars!!! that is overpriced you say outloud even if they are imported. you decide to walk over to the discount rack. While the woman behind the counter taped her fingers in dispatience. alirght im hurrying you think to yourself, and take a swimsuit which is marked off by 1/2. you take it up to the lady and pay for it. (go into the suit shop and walk over to the swimsuits, type "TAKE SWIMSUIT" and then walk in front of the lady, and type "BUY SWIMSUIT", after a couple boxes of text you take your money and leave.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. SWAB DRUGS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You enter swab drugs, and take a look around. you walk to the left side of the store and pick up some sunscreen, you think, hey i got a swimsuit, i need some sunscreen, you then imagine the beautifal barbara bimbo rubbing it all over you. Sir i would like to buy this, the man behind the register wakes up, o.k. dude. Hey thanks you say as you slap 100 bucks down on the table, keep the change. Hey thanks dude the man says but let me go back to sleep, oh yea uhh have a nice day. (enter the swab drugs store go on the left side of the store and type "TAKE SUNSCREEN", then stand in front of the blonde headed man and type "BUY SUNSCREEN", then a few more boxes of text you will leave.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. THE QUICKIE MART ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You enter the quickie mart to stock up on some needed goods, i mean hey you got the money to spend, why not spend it? you walk over to the soda machine and take a look at it. You think to yourself, i have never been able to finish one of these, this may be the day. You fill up the cup and after a couple minutes you think on how you can carry this. (Walk into the quickie mart and stand infront of the soda machine, and type "GET GROTESQUE GULP", after a while you will put it in your pocket, then walk in front of the woman and type "BUY GROTESQUE GULP".) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. A VISIT TO EVE'S HOUSE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You make your way to eve's house ready to show off your new found wealth to eve, but to your suprize all the windows and doors are locked up, but one diffrent thing there is trash, well actually your stuff but eve assumes its trash. You dig through it and second guess yourself, why am i doing this, but you throw that thought out of your head when you find your passport, alright you say to yourself wouldn't my life suck if i left this behind on the cruise. (Go to eves house and stand in front of the two trash cans type "SEARCH THE TRASH", it will ask you do you really wanna just hit space bar and then enter to type "SEARCH THE TRASH" again, and you will get your passport.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12. A NEW LOOK ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You rub your head, and think to yourself, hey i should have a new look, i mean i have the moeny for a haircut and barbara bimbo would just love my new look. So you enter the barber shop, and sit on the chair (The computer takes over the part all you have to do is enter the barber shop walk up to the chair and type "SIT" and let it handle it) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13. GRAND OPENING ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you are taking one final look around town before you leave on your month long cruise with one of the most prettiest ladies you have ever seen, you notice that the store that was closed is now opened. a grand opening it states on the sign, so you decide to go in. You look at the woman and throw your same old charm on her. (walk into the music store when it is open, and talk to the woman,type "TALK TO THE WOMAN", the computer should handle it from here you just sit and watch.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14. THE BIG LEAVE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you show the man your ticket, he steps aside and tells you to hurry the boat is almost about to take leave, so you take the long trek up onto the boat, will your relationship with barbara bimbo be any better than with eve? (Walk to where the dock is and stand in front of the captain, type "SHOW TICKET" and the man should let you in, just walk up and onto the boat, a few minutes of cartoon should happen and then youll be inside the ship.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15. IS BARBARA HERE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You enter your room and take a look around, all you see worth interest is some fruit which you read, oh thats too bad, you say as you open the door next to you to greet your guest. Oh no you say out loud as you see a husky lady, who are you? (Go into your room and stand in front of the fruit, type "TAKE FRUIT" and walk in front of the door oposite of the one you came in and type "OPEN DOOR", walk through and you see momma, type "TALK TO WOMAN" and you will have a disscussion but dont get too close or you will regret it.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 16. AT LEAST GIVE ME SOMETHING ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At least momma should have something worth of value in her room you say to yourself as you sit on your bed, i should go and look around, as you open the door and step through you find out that momma isnt there, perfect you say to yourself now is the perfect time to look around, you walk over to her closet, ahhhhhhh!!! you instantly close it to what you find, then you walk over next to her bed and check her drawers, hey you say a sewing kit, i dont need it but its mine now. you hear someone coming closer as you close the drawer i better get out of here you think to yourself as you run to your room and close the door. (O.K. this part is pretty difficult so as al lowe says save early and save often, you have to walk into momma's room when she is not sitting on the bed, go to the drawer which is located by her bed and type "OPEN DRAWER", and not to waste time type "TAKE SEWING KIT", then dont worry about closing the drawer just get into your room and your home free, you have to hurry becasue momma comes back and its game over man!!!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17. A CURE FOR BALDNESS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you enter the barber shop, you think to yourself, man there has to be some way they can cure my baldness, i mean you have money and money can do anything so you sit in the barber chair and wait for the magic to happen. (Walk to the barber shop and stand in front of the chair type "SIT" and let the computer handle the rest.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18. A SEARCH FOR A BETTER BARBARA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you stand in the bar, you look around. no, nothing is happening here you think to yourself as you take some spinich dip, i better go where there is more action. (Walk into the bar and walk over the the left end of the counter, stand in front of the bowl with the green stuff in it and type "TAKE SPINICH DIP", then you can leave.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19. A TRIP TO THE POOL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You sit in your apartment thinking about the pool, yes that would be a perfect place to score some chicks, you stand up and walk behind you closet, you take off your leisure suit and slip into your swimsuit, ahhhh that feels much better you say as you make your way to the pool to soak up some rays and score some babes. (Make your way back to your room and walk behind your closet until you are out of veiw and then type "PUT ON SWIMSUIT" and when you put it on walk to the pool) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20. A DAY AT THE POOL ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you arrive at the pool you apply the sunscreen on and take a seat at the only free chair. You take in some rays but are interupted by a beautifal woman, it looks like a case of mistaken indentity, but thats good you think on your part, but hey you still think as she walks off waiting for you she should have gotten me earlier. You stand up deciding you have had enouph sun for one day, you run to the pool and jump in, but you are easy to forget. YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!!!, you splash your arms in panic but than take a deep breath and do what they do in those shows, where the father teaches the kid how to swim, and it works. Hey you say this isn't so bad im a quick learner, you think hey since i swim i can dive, and so you do. As you reach the bottom of the pool you notice someone has lost a bikini top, so you take it. knowing that your air supply is short you make your way back to the surface, and out of the pool. you make your way to your room hoping that pretty woman would be there but alas she is not, you decide to make the best of it and put your leisure suit back on.(o.k. this is pretty simple walk to the pool and type "PUT ON SUNSCREEN" then stand in front of the empty chair and type "SIT" after a while you get points for sunbathing, and a woman wants you to follow her, DONT, she's a spy, then when she leaves wait a while then type "STAND UP" and walk into the water of the pool. type "SWIM" and you start to swim, if not you drown. then type "DIVE" and you will be on the bottom of the pool move all the way down to the blue thing on the bottom of the pool and when your in front of it type "TAKE BIKKINI TOP", then get out of the pool, hurry you dont have that much air. and when you get back into your room go behind your closet and type "PUT ON LEISURE SUIT".) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21. IN SEARCH OF BETTER ADVENTURE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you enter the bridge you see the captain sitting in his chair he looks to be sleeping, you see a blue switch that lowers the emergency boats, yes you think to yourself as you tiptoe over there a way to get off this heck hole, you pull the switch and make your way out of the bride, you then head over to the life boats, and jump in. you wait in wonder on where you will end up. (walk to the bride and walk behind the captain and over to the switch type "PULL SWITCH" and quickly make your way to the life boats, stand in front of one and type "JUMP" you should jump in.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22. LOST AT SEA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are sitting in the boat, you look up into the sun and decide to put on your wig, hey its a hot one today, you also notice the spinich dip you were planning on eating, ewww that would stink if left here for a while so you throw it overboard. and so you drift away. You begin to sweat and you apply sunscreen, now you are ready for your long trip. (As you are drifting away from the ship type these three things one at a time, "PUT ON WIG","DROP SPINICH DIP", "PUT ON SUNSCREEN". The computer should handle the rest until you get to the island.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23. ON THE ISLAND ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you are washed up on shore, you think am i on a deserted island? as two muscular men walk by and kick dirt on you many many times, you decide that you are not alone. You stand up and wipe the dirt off your suit, you look all around you and notice the nude beach. You walk to the nude beach in search of love. (as you wash ashore walk left.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24. THE NUDE BEACH ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you are taking in the sites of the great and grand nude beach one such lady catches your eye. Hello there you come up to her and say, hello she says back to you with a smile. You think to yourself, oh yes she digs me you walk back to where you washed ashore to celbrate but when you walk back to the rock where the beauty was laying nothing is remaining except a bikini bottom. oh you say as you pocket the bikkini bottom, a love momento! But you shake your head, I must move on, I will find true love!!!(walk up to the woman and type "TALK TO WOMAN", then walk to the right a screen and back left a screen. the woman should be gone and a bikkini bottom lying there, walk over to the bikkini bottom and type "TAKE BIKKINI BOTTOM".) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25. A SEARCH THROUGH THE JUNGLE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you enter the jungle, you look around desperatley trying to find a way out of this hot and humid place. You decide picking some flowers will make you feel better, after a short while of searching you come to a restraunt. (Walk into the jungle and wait until you are next to the pot of flowers, they are under a big tree, then when you are in front of it type "GET FLOWERS", after a while you will come to a resraunt, dont worry when you compleate the jungle the first time, just type "EXIT" and you will find your way out.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26. DINING OUT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you enter the restraunt, you ask the marit'd if you could get a table, he looks at you as though you were trash, just a moment he says as he has you take a seat over in the chair next to him. after a while and many other customers that came after you, you are showed in the restraunt and are seated in the best seat in the house. (hahaha) You stand up, im not eating this even if im hungry you protest you walk over to the buffet table and notice a knife which you instantly take. Hey you think its the least they can do for me. And you leave on an empty stomach. (Walk into the restraunt, and take your seat, after a while you are siting in front of your food, DO NOT EAT IT!!!, instead just type "STAND UP" and walk over to the buffet table and type "TAKE KNIFE". then when you are finsihed leave.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 27. WELCOME TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you make your way through the jungle you come upon a hotel room, with a pretty maid. You think uhh i better leave her alone, its just a hunch i have. She says a few nice words to you that tempts you and she leaves. You search around your hotel room and find some soap and a book of matches, you decide this would be a good place to come back to, whenever im sleepy, and so you leave. (When you get inside your hotel room talk to the woman then search your hotel room, go into your bathroom in front of the mirror and type "GET SOAP" then go by your bed drawer and stand in front of it, type "GET MATCHES", and when you have the two items leave.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 28. IS THERE ANY HELP FOR ME DOC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is there any help you ask as the barber works on your hair, i dont know he responds, I just do not know. (this part is simple just get to the barber shop and sit in the chair the computer, handles it by itself, just watch.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 29. A TRIP TO THE HOTEL ROOM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you have figured out you think to yourself there is no way i can get past that kgb agent if i look like i do, lucky for me i have this long blond hair, and this outfit to make me look like a lady but how do i stuff my bikkini top. Hmmm you think, ah i know you yell out, ill put my 100 dollar bills in it that should fool that kgb agent, but what about my body hair? (When you get back into the hotel room go where you are out of sight, type "PUT ON BIKKINI BOTTOM" then type "PUT BILLS INTO BIKKINI TOP" and then if it doesnt do it for you type "PUT BIKKINI TOP ON" then leave.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 30. A WAXING TO REMEMBER ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thats it you say as you figure out a way to get rid of your excess hair, i could get a waxing. As you make your way to the barber shop, you walk over and sit on the chair. A waxing my good man you tell the barber. Yes man the barber says as he gets the ingrediants ready. (this part is easy all you have to do is walk up to the chair and type "SIT DOWN" the computer will handle the rest you just sit and watch, when your done leave.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 31. PASSING THE KGB AGENT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you pass the kgb agent as he makes sexual remarks about your good looks, you decide to just keep your cool and just keep on walking by as you pass him, you find yourself at a very high cliff, you decide to just make it over without any whining. there you are over, you decide to drop this pathetic get up and put back on your leisure suit. (Walk pass the kgb agent and then make your way through the cliffs, dont worry you cant die, and when your out of sight behind the mountains before you go to the airport, type "PUT LEISURE SUIT BACK ON", and your done.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 32. AT THE AIRPORT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In front of the door of the airport there are two gaurds standing in front of the pillars, and two harei christna's dancing in front of the door way, you decide to show respect and give them the flower, they are confused by your actions and instantly leave. you look at them in wonder and shrug your shoulder and enter the building anyways. (When your at the airport walk in front of the harei christna's and type "GIVE FLOWER" they will leave and you can enter the airport.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 33. TIME FOR A TRIM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you enter the airport you see many many people all gatered trying to book flights, oh man you say ill have to wait until its cleared up. you bow your head, and in the corner of your eye you see, another baber shop. Hey you say as you make your way to it. Maybe i can get this hair turned to my original color. (o.k. turn left and head into the barber shop all you have to do is walk to the chair and type "SIT" and then the computer will handle it. on your way out ignore the lady.) As you walk out you notice a beautifal woman, no time you think to yourself if i want to catch this flight i better hurry. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 34. HEY IM CLEAN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As you make your way more to the right you notice a man that will not let you pass until you show him your passport. easy enouph you tell him as you flip it out, since that haircut you look more like you in the picture. Let me see everything sir. o.k. you say with the upmost of patience. and you show him all your possesions. thank you mr. laffer. (o.k. walk to the right until you come upon a black man by a luggage rail. stand in front of him and type "SHOW PASSPORT", then you will have to show him everything, dont worry the computer will handle it when your done walk through the gate.)