This guide, like the game it is written for, is not intended for anyone under the age of 17. Bah, who am I kidding? Regardless, unless you're into potty humor and stuff, stay away from the game and this guide. Just a friendly warning. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ____ _ _ / ___|___ _ __ | | _____ _ __( )___ | | / _ \| '_ \| |/ / _ \ '__|// __| | |__| (_) | | | | < __/ | \__ \ \____\___/|_| |_|_|\_\___|_| |___/ ____ _ ______ _____ | _ \ | | | ____| | __ \ | |_) | __ _ __| | | |__ _ _ _ __ | | | | __ _ _ _ | _ < / _` |/ _` | | __| | | | '__| | | | |/ _` | | | | | |_) | (_| | (_| | | | | |_| | | | |__| | (_| | |_| |_ |____/ \__,_|\__,_| |_| \__,_|_| |_____/ \__,_|\__, (_) __/ | |___/ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- F O R T H E N I N T E N D O 6 4 E N T E R T A I N M E N T S Y S T E M -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- What's new? Lotsa stuff: • The very existence of this thing! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Current Mood: Cheerful. Send me something. I'm happy! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Guide Info: FAQ/Walkthrough for Conker's Bad Fur Day for the Nintendo 64™ Version 1.0 Written by SquidGirl Started: March 6, 2001 Released: March 6, 2001 Last Updated: --- Finished: --- Contact Info: Email: becky@chronosquid.com AIM: chronosquid ICQ: 91070341 Sites where this guide may be found: - http://www.chronosquid.com - http://www.gamefaqs.com -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- t a b l e o f c o n t e n t s : -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 1. Introduction 2. Mini-Review (I) 3. Game Basics o Story (Manual Version) (My Version) o Characters o Getting Started o Basics o Controls (I) 4. Walkthrough (I) 5. Special Moves (I) 6. Side Quests (I) 7. Mini-Games & Fun Stuff (I) 8. Multiplayer Games (I) 9. Maps (I)10. Codes (I)11. Secrets (I)12. FAQs 13. Coming Soon 14. Copyright & Contact Info 15. Credits/Thanks 16. Update History (I) = Incomplete (N) = New -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 1. Introduction -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Hiya, and welcome to my Conker's BFD guide. This is the third of what I hope will be many guides written by me, and it's gonna be updated infrequently as I still have to finish my other two. I should probably do that instead of this...but...*shrug*. And to quote the Paper Mario guide... Since I'm writing this during my first trip through the game, I give you no promise as to the completeness of it. But once I play through the game a few more times, I'm pretty sure I'll have found everything. But until then, deal with my incompleteness. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 2. Mini-Review -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This is based on my first impression of the game. Nothing much yet. I'll fix it when I finish the game. I suppose. Graphics: 10/10 - The graphics on the N64 don't get much better than this, if they get better at all. Sound: 10/10 - Cool new songs, and kickass sound effects. Dolby surround rocks the house. Story: 10/10 - Drunk squirrels? Rare wins a 10 on this one. Gameplay: 9/10 - It's almost the same as DK64 and Banjo-Kazooie...except the multiplayer mode is cooler, and you can pee on people. Rent/Buy? Buy. Unless potty humor ain't your bag. But if it isn't, why are you even looking here? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 3. Game Basics -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- o Story -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Manual Version -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Conker had mentally left the conversation. His mind wandered to thoughts of his girlfriend Berri and why he had such a problem with him having fun without her. As he sat contemplating giving her a call, he moved uncomfortably in his chair. His bladder ache had now reached the point where it couldn't be ignored. "Conker!" Came the cry from the group seated around the table, making Conker jump. "It's your turn." "Okay, okay. But first I've got to call Berri to let her know I'll be late." He stood unsteadily, then just before staggering off, decided that maybe the toilet was a more pressing issue. The evening wore on, adn the beer kept flowing. One round became another, and then another, until Conker reached that awful moment of realization: "Guys, guys. I think I've had too much." He paused for a moment, nearly retching then and there. "I gotta go..." At the next table a couple of pretty little chipmunks sniggered and whispered something to each other as Conker tottered slightly, then nearly lost his balance completely. "I don't think he can hold his drink," he overhead the nearest one say. "No, indeed," he sly-looking friend replied. Conker Toyed with the idea of vomiting on the both of them but decided that perhaps it wasn't such a good idea with their boyfriends sitting opposite. For some reason, they were dressed in combat fatigues and engaged in a most heated debate... "The war! The evil Teddy Bears have overrun the Grey Squirrels' homeland! We signed up this morning, and you should do the same, Mr. Red Squirrel." At this point, several grey squirrels around the alehouse leveled accusing accusing gazes at Conker. "If you have any sense of decency and honor, that is." "I think you just hit the nail on the head," Conker replied as he attempted to stand once more. "I'm definitely going now. Good-bye!" On the way out, two of his old school chums grabbed him by the arm, shouting, "One more for the road, Conker?" And before he knew it... "Slammers? Oh no, not slammers!" They were lined up in frong of him--eight in total. Oh well, tomorrow was another day... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- My version -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Conker went out with a few friends and got piss-drunk. That's about it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- o Characters -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Conker: "When he was young, Conker's parents always told him, "If you want to get anywhere in life, don't touch alcohol, don't be materialistic, and never, ever urinate in a public place." Conker's parents are--to say the least--a bit disappointed." A feisty small red squirrel with some snazzy shoes, Conker is your main character hereabouts. He likes to pee on things. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Berri: "The first time Conker introdeced Berri to his mates at the bar, everyone thought that they made an unlikely couple. Whereas Conker is short, impatient and cate, Berri is tall, impatient and cute. They all agreed: "It'll end in tears!" Conker's grey squirrel girlfriend reminds me of Jessica Rabbit from Roger Rabbit. Anyone else? No? Oh well. She exercises a lot. She wears pink. 'Nuff said for now. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Birdy: "He's usually drunk, but nevertheless, a wealth of knowledge is to be had from this slightly unsavorty character. If you ever see a scarecrow looking unsteady on his post, it's probably Beardy, err... Birdy!" Birdy's a great guy. He has a nice sign that says "Feck Off Birds" and he likes to drink. Can't beat it, eh? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Fabled Panther King: "It is said that over three hundred years ago, the great Milk Wars raged between the Weasel King and the oldest known race of squirrels, the Kulas of Conk. The Panther King came to power when he betrayed the Kula--banishing them to The Dark Place--and chopped off the legs of the Weasel King. It is unknown whether or not any of this actually happen, but it makes for a good story to scare naughy little squirrels." I love scary stories, don't you? And anything that mentions milk...well, I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life now. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Beast of Poo Mountain: "This local horror story started several years ago when a dung beetle named Tezza mysteriously disappeared during a tea break. The story goes that one minute he was sipping away quite contentedly, and the next, a few ripples on the surface of the sewage were the only indication that he had been there at all." Ditto the above, except replace milk with tea. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Evil Tediz: "The first use of teddy bears as weapons of war seems to stem way back to the early years of the Milk Wars. They proved deeply ineffective, as their stuffing was flammable and their button-lik eyes kept falling out. But now it appears the Tediz are back, only this time much stronger and in greater numbers." Eek! Killer teddy bears! Run for your life! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- o Getting Started -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Right. I shouldn't have to do this, but there are probably a few people out there that haven't a clue what they're doing. So here goes. The first thing you'll need to do is set up your Nintendo 64, if you haven't already. Use the instruction manual included with your system to do this. It's basically just plugging things into the hole with the same shape and/or color. When that's done, take the cartridge out of it's box. You can handle that, I think. When you've done that, insert said cartridge, open side down and picture side forward, into the Nintendo 64 cartridge slot. Yeah, that's the thing that's covered by grey flaps. So you're ready to play. Now, make sure your controller is plugged in, and your Rumble Pak, or cheap third party Rumble Pak wannabe, is popped into the back, with whatever batteries it requires. When your controller is ready, set it down somewhere, or hold it. Either way, make sure the Control Stick (it's the round thing on a stick in the middle that moves when you push on it) isn't tilted at all. If your controller is 6 years old, like mine, and has taken a heavy beating from Diddy Kong Racing or other such games, like mine, you might have to hold it in place, as such controllers have a tendency to lean independently. When that's taken care of, slowly reach over, and push the Power button (that's the one on the left) on your Nintendo 64 into the "on" position. Now, you're ready to play. When the Title Screen shows up (it says "Conker's Bad Fur Day" on it in big letters, and it has a snazzy cool image, and it tells you to press Start. It's not hard to identify), after you've watched the little intro thing, or maybe if you press Start during it, press the Start button. That would be the little round red button in the middle of your controller (above the Control Stick). Before you can actually play, you'll need to make a file to save your game in, so let's move on to the basics of that. Choose one of the three files available, and press the A button (it's blue). Voila. Now you're playing. Congratulations. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- o Basics -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Saved Game Slots: "Each of the tavern's three exits represents a Game Save Slot. Simply select the slot you want to use, then go through that door to get started. Your game will be automatically saved to that slot as you play." Nobody says it better than Rare, but I'll give it a shot. Basically, what they're saying is, start a new game with one of the available slots, remember which one it was, then you can continue at the spot next time you want to play. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Options: "You can also set various game options from inside the Cock and Plucker. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sound: "Choose Mono (indicated by a single speaker), Stereo (two speakers) or Dolby Surround Sound (five speakers)." I _so_ *heart* Dolby Surround. Use Mono if you have a mono TV, Stereo if you have a stereo TV, and Dolby if you have it. Simple as that. Actually, I'm not really sure. I made that up about loving it. I use stereo. Anyone out there know anything about Dolby? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cheats: "Input a code, then wait to see if it's accepted by the friendly neighborhood Fire Imp. He won't mince words and is easily offended, so please, mind the language!" They're right, y'know. Be nice to the nice guy. Maybe I'll share some codes with you. ^_^ I have to find them first, though. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Chapters: "Replay your favorite areas. You must have already completeted an area in one of the save slots before you can access it here, but once you have, replaying it here won't affect your saved game." That pretty much sums up my knowledge of the matter... currently, anyway... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- o Controls -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- L Button.........................Skip cut scene R Button.........................No function Start Button.....................Bring up Pause Menu D-Pad............................No funtion Control Stick....................Move C-Left...........................Rotate Camera C-Right..........................Rotate Camera C-Up.............................Change Camera Zoom C-Down...........................Realign Camera B Button.........................Attack A Button.........................Jump Z Button.........................Crouch/Crawl -Skip cut scene only works after you've viewed a scene once. -No function doesn't do anything -The Pause Menu lets you quit if you want to -Moving involves running, walking, or tiptoeing, dependend upon the pressure placed on the Control Stick -Rotate Camera pretty much moves the camera back and forth. -Change Camera Zoom moves the camera closer or farther away from Conker -Realign Camera puts the camera behind Conker's head. Hold it to keep it there. -Attack uses Conker's frying pan or whatever. -Jumping heights vary with combinations of buttons and stuff. -Crouching prepares for a high jump, crawling (Z and Control stick) is a way to creep along silently and stuff. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 4. Walkthrough -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The game opens on Conker in a bar, talking on the phone to his girlfriend's answering machine. Berri (his girlfriend) is working out and doesn't hear the phone, but that's irrelevant. When you gain control of Conker, the first thing you'll want to do is take a trip around the fence and into the enclosure. There, you'll meet Birdy. After talking to him, stand on the circular thing with a B on it and he'll talk to you again. Press B. Think you can handle that? Yea. That doesn't do diddlysquat, so head back out (he opens a shortcut for you... Aw, how sweet. ^_^) and try that on the Context Zone (to quote the manual, "A.K.A. B Button Pads") out there to get rid of that hangover. When that's all done and over with, go for a swim. I'll try to get another update in tomorrow, but until then, just mess around a bit by yourself, I guess. I just got the game, so I'm not really sure what to do yet. See for yourself! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 5. Special Moves -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Context Zones (A.K.A. B Button Pads): "When Conker steps onto a pad embossed with a large B, a lightbulb will appear over his head, accompanied by a ting! sound. That means that Conker is in a Context Zone, and all you have to do is press the B Button. What happens next will depend on what's going on at that particular point in the game. Be careful, though, because the lightbulb could appear at any monent--not just when Conker's on a B Button Pad!" Well, that's basically it. Some pads are more useful than others. More on these when I find a few more. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Climbing: "You can make Conker cilmb ropes and ladders simply by having him jump onto them, then using the Control Stick to make him clamber up and down. Press the A Button to let him release his grip and jump off at any time." I haven't done any climbing yet, so more on that later. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Swimming: "When Conker enters a deep enough pool of water, you can make him swim along the surface by using the Control Stick. And once you've collected the Confidence Pill, you can press the B Button to make Conker dive. If you hold down the B Button, Conker will kick his feet and maintain a steady speed. Use the Control Stick to steer him along." Now, this, I have done. And it's quite like any other swimming you've done in Rare games. Move the control stick. Your character moves. Oooo. But there's not much to say on the subject, so this is all you get. "When Conker is underwater, keep an eye on the picture of his face that will appear in the corner of the screen. When his eyes start to bulge and look ready to pop, it's time to come up for air." No comment on that, as I haven't done any diving yet. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Helicoptery Tail Thing: "When he jumps, Conker can spin his big, hairy tail to create lift and slow his descent. To make him perform this move, press the A Button to jump, then press it again and hold it down. Use the Control Stick during this time to manuever our hero around. Chicks really dig this move, but don't forget that a squirrel's tail is only so strong. Conker won't be able to keep up this move forever, so watch out for those high cliffs." I've done this a bit, but not considerably so. It reminds me of Tails from Sonic and Tails, if you know who he is (and you should! Shame on you if you don't!). Anyway, this is a great move. It's rather useful for crossing long gaps. And I love the name the manual gives it. ^_^ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Bouncin' Pitchforks: "Franky the Pitchfork will do most of the work, but it's up to Conker to guide him while hanging on for dear life." Control Stick: Move Franky around in any direction. A Button: Force Franky to jump. B Button: Send Franky into his two pronged attack. I haven't used this one yet, either. Don't ask me about it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Jet Board: "Once on the board, it's up to you to stay there, avoiding pillars, jumping crevasses and ducking Brontosaurus legs." -Control Stick Left/Right: Steer the jet board -Control Stick Up: Engage the the jet board's afterburner, increasing Conker's speed. -Control Stick Down: Slam on the brakes. -A Button: Make Conker stamp his foot on the back of the board, causing it to jump. -B Button: Make Conker take a quick swipe with his trusty frying pan. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Raptor Riding - The Tank will be covered in the next update. Please check back later. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 6. Side-Quests -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I don't even know if there's anything for this category yet, let alone writing it...pssssh. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 7. Mini-Games and Fun Stuff -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Later. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 8. Multiplayer Games -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Well, all I can say about this is that I suck at the one I played. But I probably just need practice.' -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 9/10/11/12. Maps/Codes/Secrets/FAQs -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Check back later. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 13. Coming Soon -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- • = Objective o = Percentage chance of that getting done (don't ask where I get these :P) x = Done Mar. 6th, 2001: My projected content for the next update: • A better start on the walkthrough o 90% • Finish the first few sections o 37% • Add a bit more on the characters. o 2% I think that's about it. So basically, in short paragraph form and all that, for the next update, I'll probably give you a bit of a walkthrough, maybe a few things from the first sections or so, and a bit more info on the characters. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 14. Copyright and Contact Information -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This document © 2001 SquidGirl This document was written exclusively for use on the internet. It is not intended to be used in any way that is profitable for anyone other than the author. 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This is the one surefire way to get on my good side... • You want to ask a question that IS NOT FOUND IN THE GUIDE. • You want to praise the author and/or offer tokens of high monetary value. I have an Amazon wishlist, if you're interested... • You want to flame the author for absolutely no reason other than the sick pleasure it gives you. So far, only one person has taken me up on this offer. Where are the rest of you? I know you want to... • You found something that the author missed and you want to tell her about it. This only works if It's in a part of the game covered by the guide. • You want to worship the author and build a shrine for her. (Hey, why not? I might as well let people do this, since they seem to want to anyway...What, you want to use me for a human sacrifice? AAAAAahhh!) • You want to make a suggestion that you feel will help make the author, the world, and/or this guide a better person, place, and/or thing. I probably won't take it, though...I don't think the same way the rest of you do. • Your pants are on fire and you want to borrow a fire extinguisher. Only one person has asked for this, too... • You're a really cool person who knows how to spell and speak relatively decent English (or Russian or Spanish) and you want to be my friend. • You speak perfect English and perfect any-other-language and want to translate this sucka for me. Perfection isn't really a requirement, merely a preference. As long as you're fluent, I'm cool with it. DO NOT Contact the author if: • Your website does not have a domain. Sorry, but I hate keeping track of tiny personal archives that only get 2 hits per day. If you're getting more, good for you, and ask me again when you're a multi-millionaire with a domain name. For you internet illiterates out there, that means you own the .com or .net or .org or .co.uk or .tv or .ru or .whatever name. Not some cheesy hosting service like Geocities or Angelfire. • You want to help the author with the guide. Yes, I appreciate the thought, but unless I missed something major, like a boss battle or something, I really don't need (or want) your assistance. It's annoying to open your inbox and find 15 emails from people wanting to help and 5 more with people who have already assumed their help is wanted and have therefore sent poorly spaced and atrociously spelled partial walkthroughs for parts of the game that are either covered already or I haven't reached yet. When I'm ready to accept help from the rest of you, I'll ask. • She has a headache. Stupid emails (and even moderately intelligent ones) make headaches worse, which leads to mean emails and flaming. Don't do it. It's a big, big, no no. And remember, the mood is posted up there, so you might want to check it before emailing me. I generally keep the same mood for a few days, unless something extreme happens, but if it does, chances are, I won't be checking my email, anyway. • You have nothing intelligent to say. "I finished the game before you. Nyah." is not intelligent, and I'll have to delete it. Sorry. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-If you have reason to contact me for anything other than those circumstances stated on the allowed list, your email will be read, laughed at, and deleted. Or maybe just deleted. The same actions will be taken if you ask a question that is answered within the guide. And don't be surprised if I don't reply to you immediately. I get lots of email every day, and I try to answer all of it, but things sometimes get out of hand. If you contact me with something from the no-no list, I'll probably reply and call you a dirty name that you won't want to repeat to the younguns (Lord of the Flies!), then be generally surly and mean to you until I forget about your entire existence. Then I'll just treat you like everyone else, until you make me mad again. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 15. Credits/Thanks -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Author: SquidGirl (becky@chronosquid.com) Inspiration: A whole lotta things Thanks to: A whole lotta people -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 16. Update History -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- * = Current Version *Mar. 6, 2001: Added beginning of walkthrough and lots of little sections. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Thank you! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ____ _ _ ____ _ _ / ___| __ _ _ _(_) __| |/ ___(_)_ __| | \___ \ / _` | | | | |/ _` | | _| | '__| | ___) | (_| | |_| | | (_| | |_| | | | | | |____/ \__, |\__,_|_|\__,_|\____|_|_| |_| |_| -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- becky@chronosquid.com -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This document © 2001 SquidGirl -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-